Her Story:   

Anselmo and Gino finally took me to Sugarloaf mountain after I begged them for about three months. These guys are the laziest bunch of shmucks unless of course there is a fine ass in front of them. Then theyre all about action. We were just up there doing the tourist thing and that got old quick. Luckily we saw Laiza there with her gal pal Alessandra. So the choice was simple. One big ass mountain named Sugarloaf or a set of mountainous asses I named sugarloaves. Im sure you guys will be happy with my choice.